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thepliablefoe:

Norwegian forest cats are the best.

They look like little snow lions.

MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:

The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.

They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.

They run down trees headfirst.

They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.

They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.

In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.

Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?

Viking cats. End of story.

Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet

A SLED PULLING AMOUNT OF NORWEGIAN CATS

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obamaisaflykiller:

gridmark:

thejeweloffourderps:

confusedtree:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

confusedtree:

Happy Canada Day

Canadians scare me a little more every day.

This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT

I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO

I just came out to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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obamaisaflykiller:

gridmark:

thejeweloffourderps:

confusedtree:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

confusedtree:

Happy Canada Day

Canadians scare me a little more every day.

This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT

I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO

I just came out to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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obamaisaflykiller:

gridmark:

thejeweloffourderps:

confusedtree:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

confusedtree:

Happy Canada Day

Canadians scare me a little more every day.

This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT

I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO

I just came out to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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obamaisaflykiller:

gridmark:

thejeweloffourderps:

confusedtree:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

confusedtree:

Happy Canada Day

Canadians scare me a little more every day.

This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT

I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO

I just came out to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Zoom Info
obamaisaflykiller:

gridmark:

thejeweloffourderps:

confusedtree:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

confusedtree:

Happy Canada Day

Canadians scare me a little more every day.

This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT

I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO

I just came out to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Zoom Info

obamaisaflykiller:

gridmark:

thejeweloffourderps:

confusedtree:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

confusedtree:

Happy Canada Day

Canadians scare me a little more every day.

This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT

I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO

I just came out to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.

rattyramblings:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS.


MAKES ME WANT AN OPOSSSSSSDSUM
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rattyramblings:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS.


MAKES ME WANT AN OPOSSSSSSDSUM
Zoom Info
rattyramblings:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS.


MAKES ME WANT AN OPOSSSSSSDSUM
Zoom Info
rattyramblings:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS.


MAKES ME WANT AN OPOSSSSSSDSUM
Zoom Info

rattyramblings:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS.

MAKES ME WANT AN OPOSSSSSSDSUM

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